


If the cake was poisoned and filled with acid or maggots or lava or something. Using a vortex manipulator to transport into a TARDIS, also traveling through the vortex, was a bit like hitting a bullet with a smaller bullet, if both bullets were traveling ten times the speed of light and you couldn’t see your gun. but fear not jack and river are not a couple just good friends.references to the lives of captain jack: r+j.Queer_cheer Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio), The Diary of River Song (Big Finish Audio)
